![]() ![]() More like the Elmogram super-filtered avatar hat requires 45 takes to get it as flattering as possible. I don't think Mom meant the real, real us, obviously. If only people would get to know the real us. The hand-crafted, effortful creation of each individual porcelain seed queries the modern phenomena of mass production and replication. Oh, for the last time, kid, being heartbroken because elephants can't jump is not a medical emergency. ![]() If you're going to do something wrong, do it right!ĭarwin: I've got a pain in my chest. We're the only family in town to have somehow committed a crime in every category of misdemeanor. The occasional light-hearted arson attack, harsh, but fair. I never realized our neighbors hated us so much.Ī few rotten tomatoes in the face, sure, a few "No Dogs or Wattersons" signs in store windows, fair enough. The home state of eight people who became president just so they didn't have to stay living there?! Kind of feels less encouraging when you can see their faces. We're just protecting people from witnessing you ever again! Think of it more like witness protection. ![]() That sounds more like a punishment than a reward. Well, the people of Elmore thought you deserved a brand-new house in a brand-new state with brand-new neighbors who can put up with you, a brand-new police force to deal with you, and a brand-new court system to prosecute you. There's only a few Compulsory Additional Terms, Conditions, and Hypothecations. What's the catch? There's always a catch. Our Social Services have decided to offer you a new house! I don't want to say I told you so, because I won't be heard over all of this cheering. I guess we'll just have to go and find out. Mom: Oh, honey, you're the same as all my kids. Maybe they've cleared up that legal grey area about whether I'm a feral animal or your child. They're more likely to make some kind of example of you. I sit a lot, which makes me a pretty reliable life model. Why would they be making a statue of you? He wants us to go to the town hall for a surprise? I've been invited to court several times. Huh? We've never had one of those before. There's got to be at least one good letter! paper can be used in many creative ways and turned into a lot of interesting things, like a duck. Bill overdue, final notice, noise complaint, traffic violation, cease and desist, restraining order.ĭad, what are we supposed to do with all this? Well. ![]()
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